DUBLIN BELLYBUSTERS

1 LAPPIN hates these kinds of lists
2 LAPPIN loves to cook for his girlfriend
3 LAPPIN loves to go out for dinner with his girlfriend even more than number 2
4 LAPPIN is frightened by the concept of 9 to 5
5 LAPPIN misses caffeine so fuckin' much!
6 LAPPIN is first and foremost a philosopher
7 LAPPIN thinks FACEBOOK is the single biggest waste of people's time
8 LAPPIN hasn't got a favourite movie but can probably narrow it to a top 10 if you're interested
9 LAPPIN doesn't like cricket - he loves it!
10 LAPPIN needs to be more patient
11 LAPPIN bought tickets to multiple nights of the same Tom Waits concert
12 LAPPIN is currently in the top 0.03% of online poker players worldwide
13 LAPPIN is very careful with his money
14 LAPPIN ravels and unravels his hair because it makes him feel like he is in control
15 LAPPIN has always been attracted to older women
16 LAPPIN gets sexually aroused when he makes a sick call with Q high and successfully sniffs out an opponent's bluff
17 LAPPIN has excellent gay-dar and thinks everybody is gay
18 LAPPIN believes the current financial crisis is going to end in catastrophe
19 LAPPIN prefers a quiet bar to a thumping nightclub
20 LAPPIN's last meal would be a beautifully pan-seared piece of Foie Gras finished off with a reassuringly expensive glass of Sauterne
21 LAPPIN has attended the Oscars
22 LAPPIN has a small mouth but a loud voice
23 LAPPIN has kidney stones and expects to be thrown a shower by his friends and family before birthing them
24 LAPPIN has a new-found love of cats
25 LAPPIN wishes the Atlantic Ocean was a lot smaller

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